Crumpler Laptop Bag (Cashmere Blazer)
The Cashmere Blazer: Let me rub my hands on you, hairy one . . . Oooh, you are like silk that’s gone rough, yes. You are like velvet that someone has blended a goat coat through, hmmm. You are so tight, tight, tight, I can see your bruschettas through your sweaters.